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Rape-aXe--A Female Condom With Teeth

2010-04-13T12:00:00Z

Rape-aXe by inventor Sonnet Ehlers

Rape-aXe. No need to wonder what this gadget does. Sonnet Ehlers has seen rape victims all around her - especially at the hospital where she worked as a medical researcher. Ehlers is from South Africa, dubbed the 'rape capital of the world,' where a rape reportedly occurs every 17 seconds and only 8 percent of violators are convicted.

Ehlers remembers the eyes of a 20 year old rape victim she met at a hospital in the Northern Cape of South Africa. Her eyes were "totally dead," she said. But what Ehlers remembers most are the victim's words: "If I only had teeth down there."

Those words were the inspiration for Ehlers' invention, the Rape-aXe, a condom-like latex sheath with razor sharp barbs that a woman wears in her vagina. When an attacker attempts vaginal penetration, the barbs grip his penis. Men, if you've ever had your penis caught in your zipper, you can imagine what the Rape-aXe feels like.

Rape-aXe by inventor Sonnet Ehlers

But that's not the end of it. Rape-aXe doesn't let go. When the man withdraws his penis, the Rape-aXe is attached. It has to be surgically removed, which may prevent him from raping or doing much else with his penis again. It also will lead to the his arrest!

This video shows how the Rape-aXe works (via Gigazine)

The Rape-aXe is not painful to women. Plus, it has the added benefit of preventing AIDS and other STDs... and is a pretty good insurance against pregnancy.

Almost 40 years after Sonnet Ehlers met the rape victim who wished she had 'teeth down there,' Ehlers is ready to help women all over the world protect themselves from rape. Ehlers did not give up on her desire to help others; you don't have to either.

Rape-aXe,Global Post, Gigazine, via a great guy, Steve!

Note: Some comments below request information on availability of the Rape-aXe. According to the Rape-aXe website, Ms. Ehlers is looking for a licensee for the device as well as potential resellers. You can contact her from the site.

Myra Per-Lee

Spray-On Snug Fit Condom For All Sizes

2007-11-24T12:00:00Z

Ever been in the middle of an intimate rendezvous and wish you didn’t have to fumble with the noisy hard to open packaging condoms come wrapped in? Well how about getting rid of the packaging all together and just spraying on a condom? That’s right, a spray-on condom!

A German inventor, Jan Vinzenz Krause, has invented a spray-on condom that allows men of all sizes to have safe sex. The spray-on condom prototype measures a man’s size (really big, big, average, small, really small) and then covers his penis in liquid latex providing him with a proper fitting condom. With this innovation men would no longer have to feel discriminated against by condom companies who tend to only sale condoms for the average sized Joe.

How does the spray-on condom work exactly? A man places his penis in a chamber. He then presses a button and a pump squirts out liquid latex through some nozzles onto the man’s penis in about 20 seconds. If 20 seconds seems like a long time to wait the good news is that the inventor is working on shortening the time to about 10 seconds.

How does the condom come off? The rubber dries on quickly after it is sprayed on and is then ready to use. When no longer in use the spray-on condom can be easily rolled off and thrown away just like a regular condom.

Sounds like a miracle right? Well, it all depends on your point of view and what it takes to ruin the mood for you. It isn’t exactly the most romantic thing to bring into the bedroom. In fact although this invention would help do away with having to deal with condom packaging there would still be a machine involved and the machine isn’t exactly quiet. It hisses.

Some people may like the hissing sound. Others may not. How about you? What do you think of the spray on condom? Is it too impersonal? Will it kill the mood? Share your thoughts below.

If you are interested in the video for the spray on condom, you can see it here .

Via Spiegel Online

Body Beauty

New Restaurant Lets You Pork Your Pork

2007-09-17T12:00:00Z

Beauty above, evil below...

Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo's trendy Roppongi district is a true heart of darkness - a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.

Now, I know what you're thinking - if I didn't read about this in Japan's respected Mainichi Daily News, I would not have believed it - and I'm not sure I want to believe it *.

The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to... "have their way" with the animal of their choice - which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!

"Does this mean you're not going to call me?"

Many readers were shocked by my recent article titled "Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet" in which a faux human body is prepared from dough, stuffed with the main course and then "operated" on to extract each diner's portion. Weird, huh?

Well, this bizarre restaurant makes that look like tea and scones at your Aunt Bertha's. As to the question on everyone's lips... WHY???... the answer is, as always, money and what it will buy.

The erotic bakery can't top this...

Whether it's in Japan, China or anywhere else, enough people with enough money create a critical mass that results in somebody providing the ultimate decadent experience. Tiger penises, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys), and more - if you've got the right amount of cash then anything's possible. Anything.

To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, "the appeal of the place just came about because some people have got a lot of money and have done everything else." Still sure you want to get rich? Anyway, patrons pay up to 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and must have an annual income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get a peek at the restaurant menu. Once inside, through multple secured doorways, your dating & dining choices include chickens, dogs, pigs or goats - of either sex (just when you thought it couldn't get any worse).

Ready for dinner?

So, if you're bored with the cuisine and ambiance of the neighborhood restaurants, make a staggeringly high income and feel there's nothing left to impress (or disgust) your friends with, this bizarre "pork your pork" restaurant may be just what you've been looking for.

Where else can you truly have your cake, eat it too, and earn a one-way pass to Satan's cocktail bar for flaming drinks afterward - and for eternity?

Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer

(from Jitsuwa Knuckles via Mainichi News (link no longer available)) This article is based on a transcribed story from the Mainichi Daily News that originally appeared in a Japanese language publication. Both InventorSpot and the Mainichi Daily News cannot be held responsible for the contents of the original article, nor can any assurances be made as to its accuracy or authenticity. Views expressed in this article are not necessarily those held by Best Uncensored or the Mainichi Daily News.

Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet

2007-09-04T12:00:00Z

Shouldn't there be an apple in her mouth?

Just when you thought you'd seen enough Japanese weirdness, something like the so-called "Cannibal Banquet" comes along to shock us anew. The photos pretty much say it all but I will comment anyway - hey, that's what I do!

Do you prefer the breast, or the thigh?

Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed with edible goodies in a red sauce. More "sauce" is somehow embedded into the outside covering - "skin" as it were - of the body so that it will appear to bleed when cut into. By this time, most of us would have lost our appetites, but I digress... Anyway, the prepared body (who appears to be wearing a wedding ring!) is wheeled into the dining room on a hospital gurney and a courteous host wielding a scalpel begins the operation. From the looks of it, plenty of alcoholic beverages are required to keep the patrons in the mood to chow down, cannibal style!

"Scalpel... Retractor... Fork..."

You know, I love Japan and even the more unsavory examples of weirdness I uncover just add spice to the culture's charm. The Cannibal Banquet pushes the limits, though, and I have to wonder if the bizarre scene actually takes place in Japan. Other commentators have speculated that the buffet is actually a Taiwanese stunt - wouldn't surprise me in the least. I find it both interesting and amusing that declaring something odd to be from Japan seems to give it an aura of believability in the weird wide world! (A little old but still weird. - via Weird Asia News - naturally!)

Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer